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Q. What is the most reliable method to determine a baby`s sex?
A. Childbirth.
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Q. The more pregnant I get, the more often strangers smile at me. Why?
A. `Cause you`re fatter than they are.
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Q. My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she`s borderline irrational.
A. So what`s your question?
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Q. What`s the difference between a nine-month pregnant woman and a model?
A. Nothing, if the pregnant woman`s husband knows what`s good for him.
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Q. How long is the average woman in labor?
A. Whatever she says, divided by two.
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