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Q. My childbirth instructor says it`s not pain I`ll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right?
A. Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.
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Q. When is the best time to get an epidural?
A. Right after you find out you`re pregnant.
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Q. Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor?
A. Not unless the word "alimony" means anything to you.
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Q. What does it mean when the baby`s head is crowning?
A. It means you feel as though not only a crown but the entire throne is trying to make its way out of you.
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Q. Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
A. Yes, pregnancy.
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