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Q. What are the terrible twos?
A. Your breasts after baby stops nursing cold turkey.
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Q. What is the best time to wean the baby from nursing?
A. When you see teeth marks.
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Q. Do I have to have a baby shower?
A. Not if you change the baby`s diaper very quickly.
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Q. Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?
A. When the kids are in college.
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