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Doctor, doctor, I`ve only got 59 seconds to live.
Wait a minute please.
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47
Doctor, I have a ringing in my ears.
Don`t answer!
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48
Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I`m under such a lot of stress, I keep losing my temper with people.
Doctor: Tell me about your problem.
Patient: I JUST DID, DIDN`T I, YOU STUPID BASTARD!!!
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49
Doctor, Doctor, I think I`m a bridge.
What`s come over you?
Oh, two cars, a large truck and a coach.
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50
Doctor, Doctor, I think I`m a cat.
How long has this been going on?
Oh, since I was a kitten!
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