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Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I`m a dog.
Lie down on the couch and I`ll examine you.
I can`t, I`m not allowed on the furniture.
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How psychiatrists do it...
Psychiatrists do it on the couch.
Psychiatrists think they do it.
Psychiatrists do it for at least fifty dollars per session.
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How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?
None. The light bulb will change itself when it`s ready.
Just one, but the light bulb really has to want to change.
Just one, but it takes nine visits.
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How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
"How long have you been having this phantasy?"
"Why does the light bulb necessarily have to change?"
One, but he must consult the DSM-IV.
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How many psychoanalysts does it take to change a light bulb?
"How many do you think it takes?"
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