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What happens when a psychiatrist and a hooker spend the night together? In the morning each of them says: "120 dollars, please."
A young woman took her troubles to a psychiatrist. "Doctor, you must help me," she pleaded. "It`s gotten so that every time I date a nice guy, I end up in bed with him. And then afterward, I feel guilty and depressed for a week."
"I see," nodded the psychiatrist. "And you, no doubt, want me to strengthen your will power and resolve in this matter."
"For God`s sake, NO!" exclaimed the woman. "I want you to fix it so I won`t feel guilty and depressed afterward."
A psychologist is at a party talking with a small group of people, when a man comes up behind him and taps him on the shoulder. The psychologist turns around and the man hauls off and decks him. The psychologist gets up, brushes himself off, turns to the group and declares: "That`s his problem."
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Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly conversation when one of the men asked the other, "Fred, how was the memory clinic you went to last month?"
"Outstanding," Fred replied. "They taught us all the latest psychological techiniques - visualization, association - it made a huge difference for me."
"That`s great! What was the name of the clinic?"
Fred went blank. He thought and thought, but couldn`t remember. Then a smile broke across his face and he asked, "What do you call that red flower with the long stem and thorns?"
"You mean a rose?"
"Yes, that`s it!" He turned to his wife. . ."Rose, what was the name of that clinic?"
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What is the difference between a psychiatrist and a psychologist?
If you say to a psychiatrist "I hate my mother," he will ask "Why do you say that?" while a psychologist will say "Thank you for sharing that with us."
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What`s the difference between a psychologist and a magician?
A psychologist pulls habits out of rats!
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Once I had multiple personalities, but now we are feeling well.
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