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I`ve always been a hypochondriac. As a little boy, I`d eat my M&M`s one by one with a glass of water.
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Psychiatrist to his nurse: "Just say we`re very busy. Don`t keep saying `It`s a madhouse.`"
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A guy goes in to see a psychologist. He says, "It seems I can`t make any friends. Can you help me, you fat slob?"
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Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for a man then for a women?
Because when it`s time to go back to childhood, a man is already there.
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A psychologist returned from a confrence in Aspen lodge, where all the psychologists were permited to ski for free. Her husband asked her, "How it went?". She replied, "Fine, but I`ve never seen so many Freudians slips."
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