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Two psychologists meet at their twentieth college reunion. One of them looks like he just graduated, while the other psychologist looks old, worried and withered.
The older looking one asks the other, "What`s your secret? Listening to other people`s problems every day, all day long, for years on end, has made an old man of me."
The younger looking one replies, "Who listens?"
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Patient: Doctor, my wife thinks I`m crazy because I like sausages.
Psychiatrist: Nonsense! I like sausages too.
Patient: Good, you should come and see my collection. I`ve got hundreds of them.
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When the new patient was settled comfortably on the couch, the physiatrist began his therapy session, "I`m not aware of your problem," the doctor said. "So perhaps, you should start at the very beginning."
"Of course." replied the patient. "In the beginning, I created the Heavens and the Earth..."
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In a psychiatrist`s waiting room two patients are having a conversation. One says to the other, "Why are you here?"
The second answers, "I`m Napoleon, so the doctor told me to come here."
The first is curious and asks, "How do you know that you`re Napoleon?"
The second responds, "God told me I was."
At this point, a patient on the other side of the room shouts, "NO I DIDN`T!"
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A man who thinks he`s George Washington has been seeing a psychiatrist. He finishes up one session by telling him, "Tomorrow, we`ll cross the Delaware and surprise them when they least expect it." As soon as he`s gone, the psychiatrist picks up the phone and says, "King George, this is Benedict Arnold. I have the plans."
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