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6 Did you hear about the cowboy who wore paper pants, a paper shirt, paper boots, and wore a paper hat?
The Sheriff arrested him for rustling.
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7 If quitters never win,
and winners never quit,
who made up the saying?
Quit while you're ahead!
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8 A monastery decided to start a fish and chips store. When the store opened, a client comes in, and asks one of the clerics: are you the fish fryer? Oh, no, the cleric answers, I'm the chip monk!
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9 Two young skunks named -In-and-Out go out to play.
after a while Out got bored so he went in.
Mummy skunk said that tea was ready and sent Out, out to tell In to come in.
very quickly Out came in with In.
That was quick said mummy skunk how did you find In so fast?
Oh said Out that was easy. “IN STINKED.â€
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10 A young apprentice optometrist recently got careless and got his hand caught in the lens grinder. He wasn't seriously hurt, but he certainly made a spectacle of himself.
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