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11 A court jester is thrown into jail for telling terrible jokes.
~What did he say after the guard locked him up?
O-PUN the door!
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12 There was a guy who had a job as a vacuum designer. One day, when he came to work, he told his coworker about how his girlfriend has dumped him. "This sucks!" he says. His coworker replies, "well, that's the general idea."
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13 A man went into his dentist to see why his dentures kept decaying rapidly on him.
The dentist looked at his dentures and remarked, "This is very odd, they look like something's been eating them. Is there anything different that you've been eating lately?"
The man thought for a bit and said, "Well, my wife has been making a lot of eggs benedict recently with hollandaise sauce."
"Ah!" exclaimed the dentist, "That's it. I know just what you need. I'm going to order you some new dentures with plates made out of chrome."
"Chrome?" exclaimed the man incredulously, "Why Chrome?"
"Because, There's no plates like chrome for the hollandaise"
("There's no place like home for the holidays")
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14 Two vultures decided to fly to Florida on an airline. They got on board carrying six dead raccoons, and the flight attendant said, “I’m sorry, but there’s a limit of two carrion per passenger.â€
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15 An early morning storm produced a strong tornado, which damaged most of the roof of a Pasadena, Texas funeral home. Everyone there was scared stiff.
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