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46 Q: Why did the maniac burn his jacket?
A: ‘Cause he wanted a blazer.’
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47 Did you hear about the calendar thief?
He got 12 months; they say his days are numbered!
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48 Q. What word does heavenly angels use most often to greet each other?
A. Halo!
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49 Do you know why electricians are some of the smartest people?
They always keep up with current events.
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50 How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
One. But the light bulb has got to want to change.
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