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51 What is worse than a giraffe with a sore neck?
A centipede with athlete's foot.
Where did the kittens go on their class trip?
To a mewseum.
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52 Q: Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
A: Because they have good soles.
Q: Why do bikes have kick-stands?
A: Because they're two-tired.
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53 How does the man on the moon get his hair cut?
“ Eclipse it.â€Â
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54 Q: "Why couldn't the Indian get into his tee pee?
A: He had no reservations
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55 Q. What did Snow white say when her photos didn't come back from the photo store?
A. "Some day my prints will come!"
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