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56 Q: What do you call a cow jumping over a barbed-wire fence?
A: An "utter" disaster!
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57 Q: What did the hat say to the necktie?
A: You go on ahead, I'll hang around!"
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58 Q. What's te definition of a bachelor pad?
A. All the house plants are dead, but there's something growing in the refrigerator.
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59 Q: How many Russians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: That is a military secret. If I told you I would have to kill you.
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60 Q. What does a cow make when the sun comes out?
A. A shadow
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