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61 How come the pony couldn't speak?
Because, he was a little horse.
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62 Q: Why did the haunted house not like rain?
A: Because it dampened his spirits.
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63 Why did 18 Antartians go to the Movie? Simple, under 18 were not allowed to watch the movie.
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64 Q: How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
Q: How many 'Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None: A 'Real Woman' would have plenty of Real Men around to do it.
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65 Q. What did the cork say to the bottle?
A. “If you don’t behave I’ll plug you.â€
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