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76 Q: What is a bus ?
A: A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.
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77 Q: Have you noticed that cars in England have the steering wheels on the wrong side of the car?
A: No. They’re on the right side of the car
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78 Q: How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None: The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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79 Q: What did King Tut say when he was scared?
A: I want my mummy!!!
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80 Halloween Funnies V
What kind of cereal do monsters eat?-
Ghost-Toasties
Mommy, mommy, teacher keeps saying I look like a werewolf.-
Be quiet, dear, and go and comb your face
What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine?-
A wash and wear wolf
What's the first thing ghosts do when they get into a car?-
They boo-kle their seatbelts
What has webbed feet, feathers, fangs and goes quack-quack?-
Count Duckula
What game do little cannibals like to play at parties?-
Swallow the leader
Why are monsters huge and hairy and ugly?-
Because if they were small and round and smooth they'd be M&M's
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