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81 Q. What did the salt say to the pepper?
A. Hey Baby, what's SHAKING!
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82 Halloween Funnies IV
What's pink and gray and wrinkly and old and belongs to Grandpa monster?
- Grandma monster
Why did the monster eat a light bulb?-
Because he was in need of a light snack
Why are most monsters covered in wrinkles?-
Have you ever tried to iron a monster?
What kind of mistakes do spooks make?-
Boo boos
Why couldn't Dracula's wife get to sleep?
Because of his coffin
Why do mummies make excellent spies?-
They're good at keeping things under wraps
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83 Q: What did the invisible man say to his girlfriend?
A: “Baby, you are outta sight!â€
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84 Q: What did the spider say to the beetle?
A: “Stop bugging me.â€
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85 Q: How many technical writers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Just one, provided there's a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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