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86 Q: How many existentialists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two: One to screw it in and one to observe how the light bulb itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out toward a cosmos of nothingness.
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Q: Why did the man fall off the building?
A: He tripped.
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88 How do you catch a carpenter squirrel (Definition: a squirrel that likes power tools)?
Go to Home Depot and pretend to be nut-wood.
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89 Is a technique for distributing all the junk in your garage among all the other garages in the neighborhood.
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90 What did the mummy sardine say to her children when they saw a submarine?
Don't worry, it's only a tin of people..
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