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6 Q. What do Fred Flintstone and Osama Bin Laden have in common?
A. They both look out their caves and see rubble.
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7 Teacher: Why are you late?
Student: Because, of the sign!
Teacher: What sign?
Student: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
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8 TEACHER: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
JOHNNY: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."
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9 What did the mayo say when someone opened the refrigerator door?
"Close the door, I'm dressing!"
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10 Lady:(standing in the middle of a busy street) Officer, can you tell me how to get to the Hospital?
Officer: Just stand where you are!!!
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