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96 Halloween Funnies II
What monster flies his kite in a rain storm?
Benjamin Frankenstein
What do ghosts serve for dessert?
Ice Scream
What's a monsters favorite play?
Romeo and Ghouliet
What do witches put on their hair?
Scare spray
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Bamboo
What's a haunted chicken?
A poultry-geist
How can you tell when you're in bed with Count Dracula?-
He has a big D on his pajamas
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97 Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided?
The survivors were marooned.
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98 Q: How many graduate students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Only one, but it may take him/her more than five years to do it.
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99 Q: How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Three: One to write the light bulb removal program, One to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure that nobody else tries to change the bulb at the same time.
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100 Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Because chickens can't fly; they have to walk to cross the road.
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