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11 Q. Why did Mrs. Smokey the Bear divorce Smokey the Bear?
A. Because every time she got hot, he'd beat her with a shovel!
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12 What's the good thing about having Altzeimer's?
You get to meet new people every day!
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13 Q: How many Iraqis does it take to launch a Scud missile?
A: Two. One to launch it, and one to watch CNN to find out where it landed.
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14 A rapist, a gangster and a murderer are in the same car...
Who is driving the car?
A police officer!
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15 Q. What did one strawberry say to the other?
A. "If you weren't so fresh last night, we wouldn't be in this jam together!"
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