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16 A cowboy rides into town on Friday, stays three days and leaves on Friday how does he do it?
The horses name is Friday
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17 Q: What did the first stoplight say to the second stoplight?
A: Don’t look I’m changing!!
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18 Teacher: “why are you always late for school?â€
Student: “ because you always ring the bell before I get here!
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19 1. Why are round pizzas put in square boxes?
2. If a deaf person must appear in court is it still called a hearing?
3. Why does the sign read, “Enter at your own risk" who else could you risk other than yourself?
4. If it's called "frying pan" is it OK to boil something in it?
5. Why doesn't every doughnut have nuts in it?
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20 Q. What do you get if you cross a centipede with a parrot?
A. A walkie-talkie!
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