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21 Q: Why did Mr. Stupid tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?
A: He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills!!
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22 Q: What did the football say to the football player?
A: I get a kick out of you.
Q: Which two words have the most letters in them?
A: Post office.
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23 There was a race between some lettuce, a tomato and a faucet.
How did it turn out? Well the lettuce won by a head, the faucet was running, and the tomato tried to ketchup.
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24 Q: What does an agnostic, dyslexic, insomniac do?
A: Stay up all night and wonder if there's a DOG.
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25 Q: How many survivors of a nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None, people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.
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