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26 Q. What did the digital clock say to the analog clock?
A. Look, No hands!
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27 Q: Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?
A: To win the no-bell prize.
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28 Did you hear about the accountant with insomnia? He decided to try counting sheep, but he made a mistake and was up all night trying to find it!
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29 Do you know why Noah didn’t fish very often?
He only had two worms.
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30 Q: What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?
A: They're married.
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