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31 Q. Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for men than for women?
A. When it’s time to g back to their childhood, they ‘re already there.
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32 Q: Why does Ms. Mushroom go out with Mr. Mushroom?
A: Because he is a fungi (fun guy).
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33 Halloween Funnies I
Why do mummies make excellent spies?
They're good at keeping things under wraps.
Why don't witches like to ride their brooms when they're angry?
They're afraid of flying off the handle!
Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
No body
What do skeletons say before they begin dining?
Bone appetit !
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Dayscare centers
Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?
His ghoul friend.
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34 Q: Which is easier for a man to leave: the women or the Wine?
A: It depends on the age.
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35 You must think with a clean mind: What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down, a dog does with his leg lifted?
Why shake hands...
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