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36 Q: Why did the guy get fired from the orange juice factory?
A: He couldn't concentrate.
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37 The oldest joke in the book, but oh well!
Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7?
A: Because 7 8 9 (Seven Ate Nine, get it?)
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38 The patient: Tell me, is it true that alcohol decreases blood pressure?
Doctor: Yes, that is true.
P: And, is it true that coffee increases blood pressure?
D: Yes, that is also true.
P: So, in average, I live normally.
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39 So the bus driver said to the string, "Are you a string?" and the string said, "No, I'm afraid not". (A frayed knot).
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40 Halloween Funnies
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Bamboo.
What's a haunted chicken?
A poultry-geist.
Why did the monster eat a light bulb?
Because he was in need of a light snack.
Why are most monsters covered in wrinkles?-
Have you ever tried to iron a monster?
What kind of mistakes do ghosts make?
Boo boos.
Why couldn't Dracula's wife get to sleep?
Because of his coffin.
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