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41 What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as they were looking out their front window?
"Looks like rein dear"
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42 Q. Why was the fly dancing on the jam jar?
A. Because on the lid it said, "Twist to open".
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43 Q: Why couldn't the animals on Noah's Ark play cards?
A: Because Noah was standing on the deck!
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44 Q: How do Eskimos have babies?
A: They keep on rubbing their noses together until the little boogers come out.
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45 If a fellow met a fellow in a field of flowers...........
How many "f's" in that?
None.
There are no "F's" in the word: That.
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