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1 Q. Did you hear about how quick the guy who lost his left arm and leg in a car crash?A. He`s all right now.
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2 Q. Did you hear about the man who was tap dancing?A. He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink.
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3 Q. What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?A. A nervous wreck.
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4 Q. What`s the difference between roast beef and pea soup?A. Anyone can roast beef.
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5 Q. Where do you find a no legged dog?A. Right where you left him.
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