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1 Ya can't get married to your sweetheart cause
there is a law against it.
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2 Foreplay consists of slipping off her saddle.
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3 Ya have to check in the bottom yer shoe for
change so you can get grandma a new plug of tobacco.
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| Rating: 3 from 5 (2 votes) |
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4 The tobacco chewers in your family aren't just
men.
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| Rating: 4 from 5 (2 votes) |
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5 Your vehicle has a two-tone paint job, primer
red and primer gray.
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