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| 46 Mother superior calls all the nuns together and says
to them, "I must tell you all something. We have a case of gonorrhea in
the convent." "Thank God," says an elderly nun at the back of the room,
"I'm so tired of Chardonnay..."
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| 47 Jesus and Moses get together for a little reunion.
Moses says" I haven't parted a sea in a long time". So he raises his
hands, and a sea parts. He looks a Jesus and says " Damn that was fun". So
Jesus looks at Moses and says " I haven't walk across water in a long
time". Jesus starts to walk on water. He gets out about 10 feet and sinks,
so he swims back in. " What the hell went went wrong? I'm gonna try
again." This time he gets out about 20 feet, and he sinks, so he swims
back in. " I still don't know what happened, I'm gonna try one more time."
He gets out about 30 feet and sinks, so he swims back in. He looks right
at Moses and says " I know why I can't do it. The last time I tried it I
didn't have holes in my feet."
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| 48 A Catholic, a Baptist, and a Mormon are bragging
about the size of their families.
"I have four boys and my wife is expecting another. One more son and I'll
have a basketball team!" said the Catholic.
"That's nothing!'' said the Baptist. ''I have ten boys now, and my wife is
pregnant with another child. One more son and I'll have a football team!"
"You both should be ashamed of yourselves!'' said the Mormon. ''I have
seventeen wives. One more and I'll have a golf course!"
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| 49 Four Catholic ladies are having coffee
together. The first one tells her friends, "My son is a priest. When
he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'. The second
Catholic woman chirps, "My son is a bishop. Whenever he walks into a
room, people say, 'Your Grace'." The third Catholic woman says
smugly, "My son is a cardinal. Whenever he walks into a room, people
say, 'Your Eminence'." The fourth Catholic woman sips her coffee in
silence. The first three women give her this subtle "Well...?" She
replies, "My son is a gorgeous, 6'2", hard-bodied stripper...
Whenever he walks into a room, people say, 'Oh my God...'."
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| 50 Q. What's the difference between Jesus and a
painting?
A. It takes only one nail to hang a painting.
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