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| 51 There's this old priest who got sick of all
the people in his parish who kept confessing to adultery. One
Sunday, in the pulpit, he said, "if I hear one more person confess
to adultery, I'll quit!" Well, everyone liked him, so they came up
with a code word. Someone who had committed adultery would say they
had "fallen".
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| 52 This seemed to satisfy the old priest and
things went well, until the priest died at a ripe old age. About a
week after the new priest arrived, he visited the Mayor of the town
and seemed very concerned. The priest said, "you have to do
something about the sidewalks in town. When people come into the
confessional, they keep talking about having fallen." The Mayor
started to laugh, realizing that no-one had told the new priest
about the code word.
Before the mayor could explain, the priest shook an accusing finger
at the mayor and said, "I don't know what you're laughing about,
Your wife fell three times this week."
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| 53 Q. What did the Roman soldiers say to Christ
as they were nailing him to the cross?
A. Cross your legs we only have one nail left"
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| 54 A man joined the priesthood. The order he
joined could not speak for 7 years. Then they could only say 2
words. The first 7 years passed and they went into a small room. His
2 words were "too cold". The next 7 years passed and they took him
back into the small room and his 2 words were "bad food".
The next 7 years passed and they took him back into the small room
and his 2 words were "I quit". Good they said, "all you have done is
complain."
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| 55 A priest is walking down the street one day
when he notices a very small boy trying to press the doorbell on a
house across the street. However, the boy is very small, and the
doorbell is placed at normal adult height, and the little fellow
just can't reach. After watching the boy's sorry efforts for some
time as he moves closer to the boy's position, the priest steps
smartly across the street, walks up behind the little fellow and,
placing one hand kindly on the child's shoulder, leans over the boy
and gives the doorbell a solid ring.
Crouching down to the child's level, the priest smiles benevolently
and asks, "And now what, my little man?"
To which the urchin replies, "Now we run like Hell!"
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