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| 56 Jesus walks into a hotel, tosses three nails
on the front desk and says, "Hey, can you put me up for the night?"
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| 57 Jesus, hanging on the cross, spots Peter in
the crowd at the bottom of the hill. "Peter," he calls. "Peter."
Peter hears his name and replies, "I hear, Lord, I'm coming," and
starts up the hill toward the cross. A Roman guard blocks Peter's
way and says, "Stop, or I'll cut off your arm." But Peter says, "I
must go on, my Lord is calling me," and tries to pass the guard, who
cuts off his arm with a sword.
Jesus calls again, "Peter, Peter...", so Peter continues, bleeding
and in terrible pain, up the hill toward the cross. Another guard
blocks his way and says, "Stop, or I'll cut off your other arm."
Peter ignores this, saying, "I must go on, my Lord is calling me."
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| 58 Q. Who was the greatest financier in the
Bible?
A. Noah. He was floating his stock while everyone else was in
liquidation.
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| 59 Smith climbs to the top of Mt. Sinai to get close
enough to talk to God. Looking up, he asks the Lord. . . "God, what does a
million years mean to you?" The Lord replies, "A minute."
Smith asks, "And what does a million dollars mean to! you?" The Lord
replies, "A penny.
"Smith asks," Can I have a penny?" The Lord replies, "In a minute".
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| 60 Pedro was driving down the street in a sweat because
he had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place.
Looking up toward heaven, he said "Lord, take pity on me. If you find me
a parking place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of my life
and give up tequila."
Miraculously, a parking place appeared.
Pedro looked up again and said, "Never mind. I found one."
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