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| 6 Q. What kind of meat does the pope eat?
A. Nun.
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| 7 Q. What was the First Commandment?
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| 8 A. "Adam, eat my pussy."
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| 9 A sailor and a priest were playing golf. The
sailor took his first shot missed and said, "Fuck, I
missed." Surprised, the priest replied, "Don’t use that
kind of language or god will punish you." The sailor took aim
and hit his shot second shot. Again he missed and under his breath
the said, "I fuck’n missed again." The priest overheard
and replied, "My son, please don’t use that language or god
will punish you." The sailor took his third shot and once again
he couldn’t help mutter, "Oh fuck…" The priest said,
"That’s it god will certainly punish you." Suddenly a
bolt of lightning came down and killed the priest. In the distance a
deep voice said, "FUCK, I Missed".
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| 10 One day, heaven is beginning to fill up (of
course due to the population explosion), so St. Peter decides to ask
each person a question about the bible before they can enter. Three
men stand at the pearly gates, waiting to get into heaven. "How
many wise men were there?" St. Peter asks the first man.
"Three." He answers, and the trumpets sound, the gates
open, and the first man enters.
"How long did the flood last?" St. Peter asks the second
man. "Forty days and forty nights." He answers, and the
trumpets sound, the gates open and the second man enters. Seeing how
easily the first two answered his trivia, St. Peter thinks of a much
more difficult question for the second man. Finally, he asks,
"What was the first thing E
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