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16 A boy asks his father to use the car and the
father replies "No, not until you cut your hair!". The boy
replies "But father...Jesus had long hair!" to which his
father says, "Yeah, but Jesus walked everywhere."
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17 One day a nun got into a cab. The cab driver,
noticing she was a nun, and asked her if she would ever have sex.
After she had thought about it for a while she said "Well, yeah
I would have sex with a man if he had never been married, did not
have any kids and went to church every Sunday." So the cab
driver said "What do you know, I don't have any kids, never
been married and I go to church every Sunday!" So he asked her
if she would have sex with him and she agreed as long as he would
take her from behind. So they had sex and afterward the cab driver
said "Ha ha, I have six kids, I've been married three times and
I've never been to church a day in my life!!" And the nun
pulled off her mask and said "Ha ha, I'm a man going to a
costume party!"
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18 The preacher's wife was making Sunday dinner,
when the preacher walked in the house and says "that ham smells
wonderful." His wife replies "That's a Dam-Ham." The
preacher was surprised by his wife's use of profanity. She showed
him the wrapper and explained that was the brand name of the ham.
They sat down for dinner and the preacher says to his son,
"Son, pass me the dam-ham." and his son replies,
"that's the spirit, Pop, now pass me the fucking potatoes"
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19 First god created earth, then he rested...
Then he created man, then he rested...
Then he created women and no one has rested since!
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20 Maria is a devout Catholic. (No condoms
for her!) She gets married and has 17 children...and then her
husband dies. She remarries two weeks later...and has 22 children by
her second husband. She dies.
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