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| 26 Little Leroy went to his mother demanding a
new bicycle. His mother decided that he should take a look at
himself and the way he acts. She said, "Well Leroy, it isn't
Christmas and we don't have the money to just go out and buy you
anything you want. So why don't you write a letter to Jesus and pray
for one instead." After his temper tantrum his mother sent him
to his room. He finally sat down to write a letter to Jesus.
Dear Jesus,
I've been a good boy this year and would appreciate a new bicycle.
Your Friend,
Leroy
Now, Leroy knew that Jesus really knew what kind of boy he was
(brat), so he ripped up the letter and decided to give it another
try.
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| 27 As you are receiving e-mail, it's wise to
remember how easily this wonderful technology can be misused,
sometimes unintentionally and with serious consequences.
Consider the case of the Illinois man who left the snow-filled
streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida. His wife was on a
business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day. When
he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick e-mail.
Unable to find the scrap of paper on which he had written her e-mail
address, he did his best to type it in from memory. Unfortunately,
he missed one letter and his note was directed instead to an elderly
preacher's wife, whose husband had passed away only the day before.
When the grieving widow checked her e-mail, she took one look at the
monitor, let
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| 28 Just got checked in. Everything prepared for
your arrival tomorrow.
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| 29 P.S. Sure is hot down here!"
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| 30 Jesus and Saint Paul are sitting in Heaven,
talking about the pollution on Earth and wondering what can be done
about mankind's filthy ways. Jesus says he's going to pop down
to Skegness to see the situation for himself, and Paul agrees to
join him. When they get there, Jesus asks what the huge metal
pipe is for. Paul tells him it's used to take human
waste out to sea where the muck kills dolphins, so Jesus decides to
take action and strides across the waves. Walking alongside,
Paul is soon knee-deep in filthy water, while Jesus scoots along on
top of the sea. Ever hopeful of some help he slogs
on, and Jesus keeps walking on water... but soon the water is up to
Paul's chin. "Master," he calls, "I will follow you
anywhere, but I
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