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| 31 There were three nuns, they all told the
priest that they were going to do one sin each. So the priest says
ok, do your sins, come back, and I'll bless you. So, they went to do
their sins and came back to get blessed. The priest asked the first
one who was laughing what her sin was. She said, "I had sex
with a guy." The priest said ok, blessed her and said go drink
some holy water. So she did! The next one was laughing harder, and
the priest asked her what her sin was. She said, "I got in a
fight with another nun." So he says ok, blessed her and told
her to go drink some holy water. So she did! The priest asked the
last one who was laughing even harder what she did. And as she was
laughing she said, "I pissed in the holy water!"
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| 32 After a long, dry sermon, the minister
announced that he wished to meet with the church board following the
close of the service. The first man to arrive and greet the minister
was a total stranger. "You misunderstood my announcement. This
is a meeting of the board members," explained the minister.
"I know," said the man, "but if there is anyone here
more bored than I am, then I'd like to meet him."
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| 33 After a long illness, a woman died and arrived
at the Gates of Heaven. While she was waiting for Saint Peter to
greet her, she peeked through the Gates. She saw a beautiful banquet
table. Sitting all around were her parents and all the other
people she had loved and who had died before her. They saw her and
began calling greetings to her-"Hello" "How are you!
We've been waiting for you!" "Good to see you".
When Saint Peter came by, the woman said to him "This is such a
wonderful place! How do I get in?" "You have to spell a
word", Saint Peter told her. "Which word?" the woman
asked. "Love." The woman correctly spelled
"Love" and Saint Peter welcomed her into He
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| 34 The Pope just finished a tour of the East
Coast and was taking a limousine to the airport. Since he'd never
driven a limo, he asked the chauffeur if he could drive for a while.
The reluctant chauffeur pulled over along the roadside, climbed into
the back of the limo, and the Pope took the wheel. The Pope then
merged onto the highway and accelerated to over 90 mph to see what
the limo could do.
Suddenly, the Pope noticed the blue light of the State Patrol in his
side mirror, so he pulled over. The trooper approached the limo,
peered in through the windows, then said, "Just a moment
please, I need to call in."
The trooper called in and explained to the chief that he had a very
important person pulled over for speeding. &a
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| 35 A father is in church with three of his young
children, including his five year old daughter. As was customary, he
sat in the very front row so that the children could properly
witness the service. During this particular service, the minister
was performing the baptism of a tiny infant. The little five year
old girl was taken by this, observing that he was saying something
and pouring water over the infant's head. With a quizzical look on
her face, the little girl turned to her father and asked,
"Daddy, why is he brainwashing that baby?"
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