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| 36 And God created woman. And she was good. And
she had two arms, two legs, and three breasts. God asked woman what
she would like to have changed about herself. And she asked for her
middle breast to be removed. God removed her middle breast. And it
was good. She stood there with her third breast in her hand and
asked God what should be done with this useless boob?..... And God
created Man.
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| 37 A little boy opened the big family bible. He was
fascinated as he fingered through the old pages. Suddenly, something
fell out of the Bible. He picked up the object and looked at it. What
he saw was an old leaf that had been pressed in between the pages.
"Mama, look what I found", the boy called out. "What have you got
there, dear?" With astonishment in the young boy's voice, he answered,
"I think it's Adam's underwear!"
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| 38 Several years ago, the Catholic Church required
women to wear a head covering in order to enter the sanctuary. One
Sunday a lady arrived without her head covering. The priest informs her
that she cannot enter without it. A few moments later, the lady
re-appears wearing her blouse tied to her head. The shocked priest
says, "Madam, I cannot allow you to enter this holy place without your
wearing a blouse." "But Father, I have a divine right,"
she informs. "Yes, I see. And your left one isn't bad either, but you
still must wear a blouse to enter *this* church!" he insists.
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| 39 One Sunday morning, the priest noticed Little
Johnny was staring up at the large plaque that hung in the foyer of the
church. It was covered with names, and small American flags were
mounted on either side of it. The seven-year old had been staring at
the plaque for some time, so the priest walked up, stood beside the
boy, and said quietly, "Good morning, Little Johnny."
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| 40 "Good morning, Father," replied the young man,
still focused on the plaque. "Father Scott, what is this?" Little
Johnny asked. "Well, son, it's a memorial to all the young men and
women who died in the service." Soberly, they stood together, staring
at the large plaque. Little Johnny's voice was barely audible when he
asked, "Which service, the 9:45 or the 11:15?"
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