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A girl phoned me and said, "Come on over. There`s nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home!
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A hooker once told me she had a headache.
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I went to a massage parlor. It was self service.
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If it weren`t for pick-pocketers, I`d have no sex life at all.
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I was making love to this girl and she started crying. I said, "Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?" She said, "No, I hate myself now."
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