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I was tired one night and I went to the bar to have a few drinks. The bartender asked me, "What`ll you have?" I said, "Surprise me." He showed me a naked picture of my wife.
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During sex my wife always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel.
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My marriage is on the rocks again. Yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend.
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One day as I came home early from work, I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy, "Hey buddy...why are you doing that for?" He said, "Because you came home early."
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I went to see my doctor... Doctor Vidi-boom-ba. Yeah...I told him once, "Doctor, every morning when I get up and look in the mirror I feel like throwing up. What`s wrong with me? He said, "I don`t know, but your eyesight is perfect."
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