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I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. He told me to wear a brown necktie.
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My psychiatrist told me I`m going crazy. I told him, "If you don`t mind, I`d like a second opinion." He said, "All right. You`re ugly too!"
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I was so ugly, my mother used to feed me with a slingshot!
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When I was born the doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, "Look, twins!"
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And we were poor too. Why, if I wasn`t born a boy, I`d have nothing to play with!
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