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I tell ya when I was a kid, all I knew was rejection. My yo-yo, it never came back!
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Oh, when I was a kid in show business I was poor. I used to go to orgies to eat the grapes.
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When I was a kid I got no respect. The time I was kidnapped, and the kidnappers sent my parents a note they said, "We want five thousand dollars or you`ll see your kid again."
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I tell ya, my wife was never nice. On our first date, I asked her if I could give her a goodnight kiss on the cheek - she bent over!
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I tell you, with my doctor, I don`t get no respect. I told him, "I`ve swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills." He told me to have a few drinks and get some rest.
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