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Some dog I got too. We call him Egypt because he leaves a pyramid in every room.
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With my dog I don`t get no respect. He keeps barking at the front door. He don`t want to go out. He wants me to leave.
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What a dog I got. His favorite bone is in my arm!
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Last week I saw my psychiatrist. I told him, "Doc, I keep thinking I`m a dog." He told me to get off his couch.
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I worked in a pet store and people kept asking how big I`d get.
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