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My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
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I`ll tell ya, my wife and I, we don`t think alike. She donates money to the homeless, and I donate money to the topless!
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One night I came home. I figured, let my wife come on. I`ll play it cool. Let her make the first move. She went to Florida.
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I asked my old man if I could go ice-skating on the lake. He told me, "Wait til it gets warmer."
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My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. I drink too much. Way too much. My doctor drew blood. He ran a tab.
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