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When I was born the doctor came out to the waiting room and said to my father, "I`m very sorry. We did everything we could...but he pulled through."
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I come from a stupid family. During the Civil War my great uncle fought for the west!
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My father was stupid. He worked in a bank and they caught him stealing pens.
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My mother had morning sickness after I was born.
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My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend.
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