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My father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet.
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When I played in the sandbox the cat kept covering me up.
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I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
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One year they wanted to make me poster boy... for birth control.
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I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent back a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.
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