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My uncle`s dying wish was to have me sitting on his lap. He was in the electric chair.
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Once when I was lost I saw a policeman and asked him to help me find my parents. I said to him, "Do you think we`ll ever find them?" He said, "I don`t know kid. There are so many places they can hide."
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I remember I was so depressed I was going to jump out a window on the tenth floor. They sent a priest up to talk to me. He said, "On your mark..."
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When my old man wanted sex, my mother would show him a picture of me.
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I had a lot of pimples too. One day I fell asleep in a library. I woke up and a blind man was reading my face.
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