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My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday.
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Last week my tie caught on fire. Some guy tried to put it out with an ax!
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I met the surgeon general. He offered me a cigarette.
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One time I went to a hotel. I asked the bellhop to handle my bag. He felt up my wife!
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This morning when I put on my underwear I could hear the Fruit of the Loom guys laughing at me.
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