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I`m a bad lover. Once I caught a peeping tom booing me.
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My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night she used me to time an egg.
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It`s tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won`t drink from my glass!
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My wife isn`t very bright. The other day she was at the store, and just as she was heading for our car, someone stole it! I said, "Did you see the guy that did it?" She said, "No, but I got the license plate."
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Last night my wife met me at the front door. She was wearing a sexy negligee. The only trouble was, she was coming home.
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