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How do you save a man from drowning? Take yer foot of his head.
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Q: How many men does it take to change a toilet roll?
A: We don`t know. Never happens.
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Q: Why was the leper caught speeding?
A: He couldn`t take his foot of the accelerator.
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Q: What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore?
A: An f****ing know it all.
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A chicken sandwidch walked into the bar, ordered some food and beer. The bartender says: "Sorry, we don`t serve food here".
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