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A: Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.
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Why do farts smell? For benefit of the deaf.
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I`ve got the ship, you`ve got the harbor ... what say we tie up for the night?
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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I`d put U and I together.
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Why`d the couple stop after 3 children? Cos they heard every fourth child born is chinese.
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