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What did the elephant say to the naked man?
How do you breathe through that thing?
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What happened when the Pope went to Mount Olive?
Popeye beat the crap outta him.
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I`ve used up all my sick days, so I`m calling in dead.
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A 3-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and says:
"I`m looking for the man who shot my paw."
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Boss: (to employee) - Experts say humor on the job relieves tension in this time of down-sizing, Knock, Knock.
Employee: Who`s there?
Boss: Not you anymore.
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